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Music
To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Lovage
Tommy Boy,
2001

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Reviewed
by Aaron Blanton


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Sometimes -- maybe even most times
-- album titles don't have a whole lot to do with anything.
Or, at least, they're some inside non sequitur intended to
evoke a feeling or further develop some previously stated
idea. More often a single track will lend its catchy moniker
to the whole production.
Not so Music To Make Love To Your Old
Lady By, an album where all 16 (count 'em!) sinuous,
sensuous tracks are almost completely concerned with
sex.
And this is sex of the most 21st century
kind: traditional mid-20th century North American sounds
(think Burt Bacharach and Tom Jones) mixed over hip hop
mixed over various types of jazz and trip hop all blended
together into a delicious soup that somehow seems entirely
evocative of now.
If the name "Lovage" has no meaning for
you, there's a good reason: it exists -- presumably -- only
for this album. What it represents is a collaboration
between Dan "The Automator" Nakamura and Nathaniel "Prince
Paul" Merriweather (A.K.A. Chest Rockwell) -- who worked
together on 1999's Handsome Boy Modeling School --
with writing and vocal contributions from Faith No More's
Mike Patton and Jennifer Charles, who was the slinky voice
of both Firewater and Elysian Fields.
Though these are the primary perpetrators
of Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By, the
collaborations don't end there. There are contributions --
vocal, musical and otherwise -- from Kid Koala, Afrika
Bambaata and Damon Albarn of Blur in the guise of Damien
Thorn VII. There may be others as well, and some of these
may be (unintentionally) misrepresented here: such is the
nature of this type of house-derived collective that some of
the players prefer anonymity or at least the brush of a
questionable shadow to cast doubt on their identities. Not,
as in the case of a crappy film, where the director doesn't
want to be associated with the work and is thus listed as
"Alan Smithee," but more for a Lone Rangerish tingle of
mystery. Who was that masked man?
This lends a sense of irony to the genre
and it's an irony that Lovage -- the collective -- exploits
and parties with on Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady
By.
The irony here begins with the album
artwork. Reminiscent of nothing as much as the very worst of
a late 1990s lounge album, the man on the cover (it
could be Nakamura: the camera angle makes it
difficult to tell) is dressed in a private eye-appropriate
suit and tie, he is bespectacled, smoking and sports a
mustache. On a table in front of him is an ashtray, a dozen
blood-red roses and a handgun and the typography is pure
early-70s cheese. In total, the album art evokes absolutely
nothing of what's on the particular CD. But that's no big
surprise.
The songs -- lyrics, music, you name it
-- are ironic, as well. From the moodily sensuous "Pit
Stop," the faintly ridiculous "Herbs, Good Hygiene &
Socks," to the darkly erotic "Book of the Month":
You and me are a disease and
the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine, keeping your
breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush
my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month read the
fine print later
For me, the album peaks at "To Catch A
Thief," which brings to mind Portishead if they'd kept
evolving.
Though there is irony throughout Music
To Make Love To Your Old Lady By, the finished CD is
precisely as advertised: a darkly sensuous album perfectly
appropriate to play after the lights go out. | March
2002
Aaron
Blanton is a writer, musician and contributing editor to
Blue Coupe.
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Tracks
1: Ladies
Love Chest Rockwell
2: Pit Stop (Take Me Home)
3: Anger Management
4: Everyone Has A Summer
5: To Catch A Thief
6: Lies And Alibis
7: Herbs, Good Hygiene & Socks
8: Book Of The Month
9: Lifeboat
10: Strangers On A Train
11: Lovage (Love That Lovage, Baby)
12: Sex (I'm A)
13: Koala's Lament
14: Tea Time With Maseo
15: Stroker Ace
16: Archie & Veronica
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